Fundamentalists and ideologues who constantly attempt to preach to the rest of us about how we are filthy sinners, while simultaneously ignoring the rising tide of their own filth and damage, really chap my fucking hide.

Indeed, Eegor has everything: chunky wheels, an air cleaner half as big as the engine itself, an external...oil pressure hand pump?

Not free. MANDATORY. You aren’t plugged in to the latest propaganda, apparently. It’s all spelled out in Kamala’s book, with pretty pictures to brainwash our children.

*I spent too much time on this joke.

Precisely.

I didn’t say the writers should be afraid of being fired, that’s up to them. I disagree that if the writers banded together, things would change.

I agree with your first two sentences, but your third....come on, now. You can’t really believe that.

Right up there with “Hit him until candy comes out”.

I’m about at the point where my aesthetic dislike of having this bug appliance sitting on my sink or counter is going to be overcome by my physical needs, yes. The washer and dryer used to be on a tall platform I built, but we moved last November, and the house we moved to does not have a space that allowed those tall…

They could have had a couple of them in the family as part of the regular payroll, if they hadn’t run them off. Seriously, on top of the callous way they treated Meghan and Harry and their kids, the Royals had a golden opportunity here to show they were ready to move into the 21st century, and they fucking blew it,…

We used to have a housekeeper earlier in my marriage, and my wife was always flabbergasted that I would clean before the housekeeper came once a week. “But that’s what we pay her for!” she’d say to me. I was just cleaning the house to the point I wouldn’t have to feel embarrassed that the housekeeper was seeing it in…

Spouses are the worst roommates.

Me, too, literally in my bones. I’m a middle-aged man, with fused lumbar vertebrae, who experiences excruciating pain when I bend down (for example to load or unload the dishwasher or washing machine/dryer at a counter height that’s thigh-level for me) and yet here I am doing the dishes and laundry because my wife is…

I don’t know that we have the capacity for middle ground or shades of grey any more. But yes.

But it’s the guys with the ridiculously over-manicured beards who really like looking at themselves in a mirror for as long as it takes to trim it that way. Guys with scruffy beards just like having a beard, they’re fairly evidently not self-obsessed.

Okay, fair point, kind of agree.

Why would that do any damage at all? Historically, executive leadership in Texas has had no answers to questions like these. The major difference here is that you’ll have people who hate the idea of a celebrity in politics (a large proportion of these unironically loving Reagan), and people who hate the idea of career…

I was really hoping this story was an obituary. Alas.

But not all the grandkids would have become princes and princesses regardless of their tan. If, and once, Charles ascends to the throne, then only his firstborn’s (William’s) kids become princes and princesses. That’s the rule. In 1917 it was only the firstborn’s firstborn, but the the Queen expanded it in 2012 to all…