I think you mean chocolate starfish.

Good for you. Distancing myself from my mother has been one of the most difficult yet rewarding things I have ever done. I second-guess myself all the time about it, but I also don’t have to deal with that emotional Russian roulette very often anymore.

From that header image he’s clearly Disco Mennonite.

Is this not why we have the “thumbs up” 👍 emoji?

Unqualified? Im’ma have to consult the crystals about this, that doesn’t sound right.

You seem much more self-aware than he does.

This is ridiculous. Clearly Robert Downey, Jr. should play Tubman.

Right. She misspelled it in her first draft, and using “adjacent” as a roundabout way of saying mix just seems nonsensical.

Linda already said why. Money, which is almost always the why.

Guarantee there were iced pumpkin spice lattes sometime in the last month, too.

Dashund-adjacent

Okay, but the gist of the conversation was about alternative milks in response to an article about the ethicality of dairy milk, and you jumped in with UHT. I hope you understand why I might have been confused about your intent.

UHT milk is shelf-stable cow’s milk.

He has refused, twice, legislation that not only would have found a way for DACA-eligible people to move forward toward citizenship but would also have given him some of the funding he wants for his insane wall. The sticking point for him, both times, was that the U.S. offer a path to citizenship for these people. He…

I’m going to disagree with pretty much every part of that. But I hope you have a great day.

I imagine that’s just what T.I. would say. And yes, I’m aware the term is gendered. Men also can’t be, by definition, hysterical. And all of it is bullshit.

The hypocrisy involved in fanatically obsessing over whether your daughter might possibly be the kind of young woman you sought out your entire life for casual sex is staggering. Guarantee he’s not obsessing over whether his son is slutting it up.

The nanny is the baby, all grown up!

I used to commute weekly between Seattle and Portland, and I once made the mistake of trying to pump my own gas south of the Columbia river. The attendant got really flustered and I thought he was going to call the police because I was going to touch the gas pump. Going back home for a trip this December and I’m…