“I hate America,” Curry said. “We [The Warriors] burn an American flag before every game, it’s a tradition.”

honestly becoming a billionaire on the back of absolutely nothing and stealing money from Silicon Valley dumb dumbs is sort of my dream so YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE LIZZIE HOLMES

As an attorney, the method for bench bullies I was always taught was to say, “You’re Honor, if you’re going to hold me in contempt, I demand that the charges against me be particularized on the record as proscribed in the Judicial Canon, that a hearing be set on notice of no fewer than thirty days as due process…

How NYCFC and NYRB fans see themselves:

Nobody that has ever driven in a Texas city should be surprised by this video.

My mother has worked in the film industry a long time. And, I sent her a link to the Kristen Stewart piece from Jez last night. And, this was her response:

This is a dilemma... On the one hand, ManU can go drown in a toilet. On the other, if they do qualify for the champions league, Van Gaal’s severance will be a financial crime against humanity. Or... they’ll get Van Gaal for at least another year.

Grow up, the internet doesn’t stop for you

“Yankees are a bunch of douchebags” - sing it to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song..it’s fun!

If Delmon Young won, he’d barely have had to dress up to look like a ninja turtle.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

Alternatively, you can go get a badass adult dog from one of your local shelters. Many of them come potty and crate trained. Rescue a dog AND you don’t have to deal with the puppy shenanigans.

A general rule of thumb is that they can hold their bladder for about an hour for each month of age up to about 6 months of age, at which point they should be able to make it through a normal work day.