where, exactly, does one find a steep hill in Kansas?

Realistically, you’re still going to be in that Chehalis traffic jam by the time the eclipse rolls around. I bet a lot of people have the same idea as you.

Three on the tree, how hard could it be?

They rubberstamp the auditor’s report and then smoke cigars.

Careful on this one, on some of the flavors the discount isn’t applied, even though it says it is. “Discount applied at checkout” fails.

Careful on this one, on some of the flavors the discount isn’t applied, even though it says it is. “Discount applied…

“One of the engagement tactics for Facebook is simple: an attractive woman sends a friend request.”

Just remember that most women care more about the power of the heated seats than they do about your 0-60 time.

I like that the newer model minivans have surveillance cameras for the rear seats and a PA system to yell at the kids (even plays through their bluetooth headphones).

When I read that the multi-mission LCS is a failure, I thought of the F35 immediately!

It’s like an overbooked plane. Let’s see if someone takes the travel vouchers, or will they have to be dragged off the plane by the cops?

It’s in the microwave right now, recharging the battery.

My computer gets pretty slow and lazy when it has a memory leak.

One difference is that 40 years ago you could take a PB&J to school without endangering anyone.

“...talk to your kids (if they’re white) about the harm of racist speech...”

I always thought that these looked like they had an ATM installed in the back hatch.

If I saw you on the road, I wouldn’t honk at you, figuring you were probably on meth.

I like the nautical touches: porthole with dogs and a clearview port (I wonder if it operates).

And there is a cast iron stove in there too.

That’s a very real risk. You’re probably going to be upside down during the entire loan, so totaling your car at any time will mean you are going to have to stump up cash to pay it off.

Anyone really interested in this topic could do this experiment: go to a shop and get nitrogen fill on the right tires. Fill with air on the left side. Drive around and check pressures. Any difference? I didn’t think so.