Two things:

you young’uns probably don’t remember when Madonna first showed up on the music scene. She was a pretentious insufferable bore then and nothing has changed.

No mention of her delivering that in her most pretentious Lady of the Manor delivery?

Well, to be fair, that level of misogyny proves he really understood John Updike’s vision. 

Although to be fairer to KK than she deserves, that would be a hard move in any long dress. You would either have to hike the dress up to your knees or risk ripping it. 

Nothing you say matters unless that camera is rolling

You’re talking about suggestive “ghetto” names, and your company is named “Mantality”? GTFO, right now.

TAAAAAAAIIIIILLLLLL

Maybe this is just me speaking for myself, but I think dating someone less than half your age is intrinsically creepy.

The whole Skarsgard family might be the largest family of decent actors around. 

also, ew. If he said about her that she gives great blowjobs it would be appalling, so I don’t think she should be saying this either.

’ I told him to his face, ‘Your jeans too tight and your accent funny.’ I didn’t have no [filter.] I was straight outta Memphis.”

Because they sold it on “It’s all connected” but then said, “meh. Who cares?”

I would like to get his biracial grandchild’s opinion on grandpa’s conduct in the video clip...

The beginning of my classical education began with Bugs Bunny.

Sure do love all the perfect parents in this comment section who have never, ever fucked up, not even once. Not even when they are tired, or stressed, or sick, or overworked or running on fumes.

Duck eggs make much better scrambled eggs than chicken eggs. Even 1 duck yolk to 2 chicken eggs will give you a better flavor and texture.

I wish everyone would just put the salt in a margarita instead of on the rim.

Can we scrap the new Nicki Minaj album in favor of a new Tracy Chapman album?

I mean, I read this as the drinker was licking the rim to get salt as they drank, because what the actual fuck world do you live in where you would think that Claire meant the bartender was licking the rim to apply salt???