These people have more history, substance and purpose than Beyonce, Rihanna and Kim Kardashian. I’d take a royal wedding over any of that overrated pop shit any day.

Deadpool Can Fuck Right Off - A Totally Objective Review By Shawn Cooke. Totally Objective, You Guys.

I don’t think much about his wig.

I often see white parents with obviously adopted black children, I’d call the police but they’d probably arrest the kids.

I started watching their cooking show fully expecting to make it no more than halfway through the first episode. Couldn’t have been more wrong! (And ended up watching the entire series in a couple sittings. And yes, got blazed out of my gourd in the process.) They were weirdly hilarious together, and I’d never been…

.... I mean, having a fox could be way better than having a dog. They’re so cute!!

I live a 10 minute walk from this location. Technically, portable charcoal grills are not allowed anywhere around the lake (there are stationary charcoal grills at some locations, and other locations that allow you to bring a non-charcoal grill measuring less than 27" across). They are next to Lakeshore Ave on the…

I’ve read some of the other stories since the Philadelphia Starbucks debacle. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR FELLOW WHITE FOLK: BLACK PEOPLE DOING LEGAL THINGS, LIKE SLEEPING OR COOKING OR EXISTING, IS NOT ILLEGAL. STOP WITH THIS SHIT.

https://thehumanist.com/magazine/september-october-2009/first-person/original-intent

Rihanna dropped the ball on this one. I’ve seen more impressive outfits on Catholic priests during Easter.

Cause they’re anal retentive

Why would an asshole shit talk someone for doing anal?

Fuck anyone who won’t go down on their partner but expects their partner to go down on them.

More women than men have PTSD, and we don’t go around raping people because of it. Mostly we take it out on ourselves.

One of the best things I’ve ever had.

I heard they were considering touring with Elvis Costello but had yet to decide who was going to headline and who was going to open.

Thanks for the clarification as to why it was used. We see photos and headlines so often of, “so and so’s wife did a thing” that dismisses the women’s actual work. She was a great writer and, while his help held her up, she deserves the credit due for an amazing book.

The only photos of Michelle we have rights to are of her alongside Patton. So it was either a close, awkward crop, or something resembling the one I used, which I think is actually sort of sweet—especially because he has continued her work.

Oh who’s surprised? The man did make a pact with Satan back in his 20's so he could gain access to the Malum Indumentis sewing machine.