I have always depended on the cognac of strangers.

normal average sized human here.

I recline about an inch. thats far enough for my head to relax and not loll forward while I sleep.

I fly what some might consider a lot for my job. When you buy a seat on an airplane, you are buying the room under the seat in front of you (assuming there is one), the area between the seat in front of you FULLY RECLINED, and the back of your seat FULLY RECLINED. When the person in front of you reclines their seat,…

Just to be clear: we set the white house on fire long before you decided to elect Trump to do it.

It’s worth mentioning that the famine from the Irish potato famine was man-made in the sense that it was not that there was not enough food being produced within Ireland to feed the Irish—massive shipments of food was being exported from Ireland to England by English landowners in Ireland, even as the Irish literally…

This is the correct answer - there are some spectacular ones made from green plums/apricots, too.

Hit up your local Asian market, too. I current have bottles of Korean commercially made yuzu, persimmon, and pomegranate drinking vinegar. Yum

A potentially long-running new series: ‘Where’s Michele Miscavige?’

Oops, I didn’t realize I wasn’t supposed to try to learn anything.  

Every time I think of otters, I remember this.

A very, very good boy, who loves you very much and knows you’re doing what’s right.

Good tip on the scrub daddy. I ruined mine by being careless with a delicate man.

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Unless you know that your host likes Amaros I would not recommend this. They can be a very acquired taste.

??? I was a nanny for a long time and I have always had long nails. You just...wash your hands and use a brush under your nails real quick? Also...if you’re doing it right you don’t necessarily get poop on your hands...?? That’s what wipes are for? Maybe she wears gloves?? Who cares??! Sorry for all the question marks…

wouldn’t that be SO fun? it’s like a giant Babylon 5 space station but instead of doing galactic politics they do Sherlock Holmes shit and drink space cocoa and do space crafts

Women don’t owe you shit.

They will be making them to look like PEZ dispensers and colorful fuzzy ink pens next. “here kids, get hooked on this stupid addictive thing that is super easy to hide from your parents”

They heard “Chad” and assumed someone was talking about them.