Omg. It’s a brilliant move on his part. It’s so smart.

I have not stopped laughing over this Rob/Blac Chyna thing and I NEVER WILL.

3 things I took away from this post:

He added, “It’s time that somebody plays grownup,”

So Charlie Sheen didn’t tell the women he was sleeping with he was HIV positive. He pressured his girlfriend to have an abortion so she wouldn’t have a “retard baby” with HIV. He quit taking his HIV medications for awhile because he apparently knew better, and now it turns out he didn’t even give the heads up to his…

I think Not State will have a solid team next year.

Fascist agents of the dystopian corporate police state: They’re just like us!

Usually, unnecessary roughness by the police is much, much worse.

I fucking hate Romeo and Juliet. Also, wanted to add to sequel possibilities “Romeo and Juliet: Zombie Love.”

It’s been a few years since I read the play, but... everyone dies at the end. What’s next, a sequel to Hamlet where we learn how Denmark functions after its entire ruling family is dies? Unless this is Verona: The Haunting I don’t really see why it needs to have any connection to Romeo and Juliet just make a new movie…

I really think it depends on individual colors. I’ve had some that are amazing, and some that didn’t go on well at all. It isn’t a consistent brand.

I really think it depends on individual colors. I’ve had some that are amazing, and some that didn’t go on well at…

Zoya 4eva. I actually frequently (like every time) bring my own Zoya polish to the salon and one time a lady actually asked if she could use my tomoko polish.

Zoya 4eva. I actually frequently (like every time) bring my own Zoya polish to the salon and one time a lady…

I can’t even believe people dared to vote for a polish that isn’t Zoya.

I can’t even believe people dared to vote for a polish that isn’t Zoya.

I am also going to cry ugly tears. Partly because he’s leaving. Partly because the current crop of replacements (and general direction of the country) has me plotting my exit strategy to another country.

Yes. :/

I don’t get Essie, I really don’t. I always, always have to do 4-5 coats to get coverage with Essie, compared with 2-3 using every other brand mentioned in the article. And Essie was liked for coverage? I’m baffled.

I don’t get Essie, I really don’t. I always, always have to do 4-5 coats to get coverage with Essie, compared with…

WHILE THE COCK DRIPPED

I hope they cast a badass lesbian as George. Because we all know George was a badass lesbian.

If Colbert really cares about examining his white privilege he could try diversifying his all-white, mostly male writing staff.

Stilettos for Coco are like running shoes for the average human.