I got in a solid 30 seconds of “well helooooo, Tarzan” before the horrible niggling part of me wondered where Tarzan gets trousers.

YES.

So you’re basically saying that he’s a human being with problems and not a mythological deity of some sort? Huh...

I’ve heard something similar to this on another article I was reading about these blankets. Basically, it came down to “Yeah, these blankets look cool, but they will fall apart so fast, and you could pretty much never wash it”. I was looking to see if anybody else mentioned that in the comments.

Let’s talk fiber, and specifically staple length. Those big chunky monkey blankies are made of many tiny fibers that create, essentially, a mega-yarn, right? Staple length is the length of each fiber - like how long your hair is. Yarn is twisted (look at your sweater) and plied to keep all the little ends of the…

I think it’s called drugs

the two spend “huge amounts of time” at the church’s headquarters in Hemet, California.

I like Martin Sheen a lot, but he certainly had drug and alcohol issues in his youth- hence the heart attack at 35 during Apocalypse Now. He got his life together after that. Emilio was allegedly not a great dad as a young man and his parents were supporting his kids (the mom and kids lived with them). I think at one…

I think the brain damaged ones in this scenario would be Charlie Sheen and Brett Rossi. Who doesn’t disclose their HIV status? Who decides, AFTER the big reveal, to have lots of unprotected sex and make a baby?

I hope everyone remembers this next time people talk about how “brave” Charlie sheen is. He lied to his sexual partners about his hiv status, and is a rage-filled ableist asshole.

That's exactly what I thought!

Oh good, that means the Sephora Pantone collection will actually be wearable this year!

I’ve actually been getting this huuuuge tub of diced garlic from Costco. You keep it in the fridge and a teaspoon equals a clove. It works quite well, and your hands don’t get stinky.

JFC poor Kim. Zero snark.

He’s a hack that recycles old ideas, shocks with violence and continues to objectify women and promote shit stereotypes of people of colour. His hubris and delusions of grandeur are nauseating. Sit the fuck down and STFU already, QT.

Bless your heart.

It’s specifically because he told her to consult her husband that it’s patronizing.

NO, we don’t. Because they are adorable. And those other people are just wrong. <3

Rachel, sweetheart: you’re self-absorbed, you’re in love with the sound of your own voice, you steal things from black people and claim them as your own, and you tell black people what to think. I’d say QUITE A FEW things about being white describe who you are PERFECTLY. Shit, you sued Howard for reverse racism, which…

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