I have grave, grave doubts about yet another telling of the Salem story, which I have seen and heard too many times to count in my lifetime, in various formats (grew up in Massachusetts, in addition to it apparently being an endless source of general fascination). Not only was I sick to death of the tale before I was…

It's better to be proud of being Irish than to be proud of being Bill Maher.

I don't understand why you would publish a headline about puppy shoes and not have close-up pictures of said shoes in the accompanying article. I came here to see puppy shoes

I know that feel, bro. So you can be asexual/agendered and feel no attraction to any sex...but you can still have a high libido? So...masturbation? I just want to understand because that was one major source of confusion for me throughout this whole interview.

This is where I get confused- I understand that having a low libido is not the same as being asexual, but what does having a libido mean if you aren't sexually attracted to people?

Sorry! I hate to be that person but my born and bred Michigander-ness wouldn't let me leave it alone!

*Michigander

That routine doesn't seem particularly extensive or expensive for a woman with her money and her career. She still uses baby oil, and Mario Badescu is pretty reasonably priced. Tom Ford, La Mer, and Cle de Peau are obviously a bit pricey, but it seems like she spends money on products that are worth the investment,…

I prefer woman up. Or "She's got ovaries."

I know. I was making fun of both "manegeress" and "feministic".

I kind of loathe this idea... you're asking customer service to become your middleman and putting them in an awkward position. What if the person you're ultimately trying to get in touch with isn't really part of the customer service department?

Manegeress? Good Lord. She had no problem taking the feministic approach with her name.

YOU GUYS I want an actual Muslim president so bad. It doesn't even matter where he or she stands on the issues; it would be worth it just to watch these morons cry and shit themselves.

theoretically, I don't believe in torture or the death penalty but reading this I just don't know what to think. Gang raping a 70 year old nun. What the fuck? Can we just tear these guys limb from limb?

I don't think the lesbian couple should feel humiliated, I think the train guard should feel humiliated for being that insecure with his own self as to become offended by a kiss. What does that say about him and his level of discomfort? It doesn't take much to ruffle his feathers. His life must be miserable and angry.…

Ask JCPenney for a list. Be quick, though, there may not be anyone left to ask by next year.

I love companies that have the guts to do good things regardless of the inevitable backlash. Good for you, Clean and Clear.

Ice-T is future Jaden Smith sent back in time from a post apocalyptic wasteland to save us all from the menace of vegetables.

olivia wilde is clearly impossibly beautiful all on her own, but her down to earthness seems incredibly genuine and i really like her.

Actually, the "adult" thing to do would be to admit fault and take steps to improve things.

If shirking blame is what kids would do, Valve just took the teenager way of doing things and said 'yeah okay whatever".