I misspelled it and I got Johnny Depp.

How many people are interested in a 15-year-old’s butthole?

No Russian

Another C&C article, and still not one quote from anyone in the coffee community.

Mr. Peanut did not kill himself.

That looks a lot more like Battlestar Galactica than it does Star Wars, though.

Alaskan King Crabs, no doubt.

Teenagers are mostly dicks.

Can we PLEASE focus on the positive here? Her wish came true!

I think she had to apologize later.

These are usually giveaways to the rich. Nice to see an msrp cap.

I wanna see what happened to the wheel and tire after it fell off. I’m sure it put a dent in something.

This is a good take. Now I trust absolutely none of the words.

...one traveler said he’d witnessed a fellow passenger being arrested for sneaking into a first-class seat shortly after landing.

Jesus, I thought Jezebel was cunty.

My standards are already low.

Boy oh boy, I sure do dislike Josh Gad, in like, an irrational way.

That’s more than I spend on wheels + tires for my Bonneville.

As soft as an average child is? (I’m assuming U.S.)