Star Wars fan and Twitter user C3poC3

I understand GameStop has extended an offer to those employees to come back next week and be rehired as “previously enjoyed” employees at 25% of their value.

fun Octavio Dotel fact: he has played for 13 MLB franchises, the most in MLB history

Cool clone commandos and improved single player are another example of how the game is shifting to meet player demands, and might offer

Like I remember watching some porn once and they stuck a candle in the girls’ butt and lit it and I remember thinking, what am I even watching?

Doggy Paddle.

Ugh. Can we just have Up With People do the halftime show every year?

And yet, in the wave of BL3 previews to hit this morning, this is the only place I’ve seen make mention of it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Nerd: You mean “Pokémonholes?”

Have you ever weighed the potential costs and benefits of committing a serious crime, including whether you could support yours while you were inside?

You’ve never made your S.O. stop at a drive through while D.D’ing you home after a wee-nip of the drink?

For example, I for one think it’s fucking wonderful that ESPN has hired a beaver.

As a person of color, I loved the title.

So what’s the deal, people put those up their butts?

The varying panel gaps and the way the top drapes over the back like a mullet (or Vader’s helmet) makes it seem like this was built from parts that fit together “just well enough.”

There’s alot of money up that way. What’s the name of his shop?

Me.

96?

Do the unwritten rule mean NOTHING anymore????