I think the hair needs to be bigger.

LOL, they’re the same people who want Eli Manning to be quarterback for life

You’re welc

I’m too fucking tired and pissed off to really give a full breakdown

I live for the day that Bill Simmons moves to Canttweetistan.

So what makes a youtuber not garbage?

YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!

Surely the bidet alone isn’t enough, right?!

“The Yankees take social, racial and cultural insensitivities very seriously.”

I’m intrigued, where have you found Satan’s taint?

Maybe that’s what the whole thing is really about!?

You really don’t even need to look.

Why am I just now finding out about Lilit Avagyan?  Holy... 

And am I the only one old enough to even have a passing remembrance of Nipsey Russell?

Anecdotal at best. I have had zero issues with it.

All you have to know about Paul Pierce is that he has no problem flashing gang signs to his opponent during a televised game.

“fry the cubes in a shitload or oil and butter”

Pretty sure that was Shaq.