too short; didn’t read

I assume you just have to partially cover it.

Am I being a bush-league Robin Hood or a total wet blanket

B/C their fucking ugly and stupid looking

Fuck you, asshole

Can you do it with the top down?

It’s not a very clear article and your followup doesn’t actually make it any clearer. I like your writing but this post needs a bit more info, tbh.

But if it was a Dodge Magnum or something, people would say it’s “murdered out”. How do you say that in German?

Nittany Stadium? Beaver Stadium

Slightly salty, actually.

Any chance that this isn’t going to suck?

Why not label these mopes in a caption under the photo? (Same for the original story.)

Bye bitch, I’m sure we’ll see you in 2024.

I feel like she’s been almost brainwashed to think she has nothing else to offer the world, like that’s the only thing or reason anyone will pay attention to her.

...his find of a whole roasted pig...

Ew.

Ew.

Defintely

I don’t know a single iPad Pro user (and I know a LOT, myself included) that doesn’t have a keyboard for it.

This incident should at least prevent future burglaries at AB’s joint, as we know to simply wait for him to get home and toss his shit out of the window on his own.

It’d be the baseball equivalent of an Ephesus pitch.