I like Kristen Stewart plenty and could literally not be coerced with money to see cafe society*

"One of the most obscenely depraved" is pushing it

Sodexo now. Presumably so kids at my high school can't make "sucks dick ho" jokes as readily anymore.

does his face always look like a dick and balls

Backwards that's "dogs I, or a rots, O! I rot, Tiv."

not really

yeah no thanks

why would anyone want to see cafe society

Spoiler spaception:
Uh, the light flips on and there is a SCARY FACE WHAAAATTTT and then it ends.

I feel like I would have liked that one if they panned across him with no comment. Like, we had the setup, so have a quick punchline—blink and you miss it—and it becomes a fun Easter egg kinda moment instead of whatever the hell it was.

Just the balls, or all the surrounding gloop of tapioca pudding?

Klingmydia.

did you live in my apartment

I mean, tie both together and set them adrift on a (well-stocked, I'm no sadist) lifeboat in the Indian Ocean if that's in your budget. I'm working with a lot of departmental cutbacks here.

the secret is that Lena Dunham is just Karlie Kloss in one of those "sumo wrestler" Halloween costumes that have a hula hoop inside

implying Naomi wolf is a good example of a feminist is honestly kind of insulting to… all living humans at this point, sadly

but they're so bad

It gets very slightly better (or at least eventful) after that, but… it's really baffling to me to describe it as fast-paced. It's very much a slow burner. I had my bf give me episode recaps after he watched each episode (after I stopped) and they were usually one sentence each. There's a lot of nothing going on.

The Path is incredibly slow and dull (I swear it took five or six episodes for anything remotely interesting to happen) and the once-a-week schedule exacerbates that. I might have endured it (boyfriend is a fan) if it all came out at once, to be able to get it over with.

I'll go quietly