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It made it out to Nowhere, Minnesota so I'm seeing it today or tomorrow. It might even be playing in Iowa! Radical!

that's pretty much exactly why I'm totally into it. the art house stuff with "something to say" is often saying something very, very stupid, but I'm okay with saying "yeah, I agree, show biz sure is fucked up" while I watch a constant cascade of glitter and blood

They're also worth over a billion dollars combined, which is not exactly "languishing in obscurity." "Reveling in obscurity," maybe?

I feel like the elder Olsens, with their piles and piles (and piles!) of money from various self-managed business ventures, are happy to be quasi-retired from show biz.

Not to mention "crimson peak."

my feelings aren't even a little bit mixed!

They played Zoolander at a senior year lock-in thing in 2011 and it was a hit with the 15-18 year olds then, at least. Maybe half the kids there could already quote the movie a bit.

have you ever heard the word "connotation"

I'd rather bitch about Hamilton articles than fall off a cliff, or get herpes.

That's easy. Kevin Costner was a failed (or was it massively successful?) experiment to create a 100% artificial human to star in blockbuster films. In real life, I mean. The movie's in there because the director's cut ended with the entire cast being abducted by Roswell grays.

Malls are still pretty well-populated where I live, but I literally live where indoor shopping malls originated and where they reached their shiny, horrible zenith (southeastern MN.)

Why was Silver Linings Playbook in the list of sci-fi scripts…?

I know I could. Or I could work to get myself elected supreme empress of Earth, and then use that power to erase Hamilton (the man) from history (using my time machine) thereby erasing Hamilton (the musical) from the present day.
There are many things I could do. Life is all about realizing there are very few I ever

I don't get any pain from clicking articles. It's the Internet, skimming articles about stupid bullshit for "fun" is why it was invented (or something like that.)
I take it back. I want every person who has ever seen Hamilton to be fired into the sun, for science. The cast/crew can keep doing what they're doing, so

I would gladly settle for "all Hamilton cast and creative crew just sort of simultaneously decide to not do that anymore or ever again." Maybe they could invent a new kind of computer keyboard, or be librarians!

I was hoping 360 degrees meant they were performing in an oven and I'd never have to hear anything about Hamilton ever again.

I found it after some Googling and the title is "We Danced." It's goofy, but the central image has really stuck with me (it helps if you have a spooky basement.)

I thought Silent Hill was just godawful. It's probably the second or third best video game movie I've seen, out of two or three.
I'm sure there are worse. I just knew better than to try watching them.

I think the only one I've ridden is the Iron Wolf at Six Flags Great America (in Gurnee IL.) It's almost fun, but your head rattles back and forth really, really badly the entire time in a way that feels like it's not so great for your brain.

The second one has the best balance of complexity and playability, I think. Though there are a couple time-based actions that will really fuck you over many, many hours down the road, which I hated as a mechanic. "Didn't think to wait two minutes and hen look under that rock before you went down the road? Now you have