Good for Larry David.  May it ever be thus to all Trump enablers.

There’s a vast gap between “I am responsible for your medical bills” and paying for someone to travel the U.S. for 6 months while cutting themselves off from their family and support network. It sounds like the trauma may be causing him to make some questionable personal decisions which, while sad, isn’t anyone else’s…

I’m sure she doesn’t need my help, but if Lizzo wants backup from a big white girl, I’ll grab a sock full of oranges and we’ll go kick some ass. 

Ok, I don’t care about Bennifer 2.0 but I will now care about Jennifer Slopez.

I hope it’s okay to post this here. I have been on Jezebel since I was 18 and some of you have helped before and right now my family really needs some help and it would mean lot to me if anyone could share this in their friend circle.

If he'd been literally anything else other than white, we would have gotten his arrest record and mental health history complete with "a history of violence."

I like how Jennifer Aniston’s PR team didn’t say anything and Schwimmer’s had their day in the sun. That must have been so exciting for his PR team!

I’m sure she’s learned her lesson this time. Good job, Twitter.

Regarding the “eco-conscious” part, I’d like to see some cross-referenced photos of the unwashed celebrities’ mansions, since they tend to have impeccably manicured grounds. If you use 7 metric tons of water on your grass every day, I’m going to side-eye you about the 17 gallons (American average) you saved by…

William and Kate, get the kids ready! The Firm needs pictures and a cute anecdote to distract the media!

Can’t wait for Piers Morgan to tell us all how Meghan Markle is to blame for all of this.

Uh... That really makes him sound like a cult leader.

You’re young, amber. You’ll be able to move on and have the sort of life an ex-felon can live in this country.

If anyone needs a conservatorship...

I think that might be correct. But even worse, he thinks he’s an artist.

So here’s a fun fact: In Louisiana, in the mid-2000's, my small hometown would receive monthly shipments of boxes to various friends and acquaintances of Ms. Spears divvying up all the free shit companies sent her to wear or hold or advertise in pap photos- So much stuff that her family assistants would then subdivide…

I had the same thought and I’m nothing but happy for her but it does feel like we’re watching someone who’s been incarcerated and recently freed discover the world again. I don’t know much about conservatorships but I feel like it shouldn’t be comparable to incarceration.

it is really surreal to think my old-ass iPad I bitch about and rarely use was more than Britney had for years

Her giddiness is infectious, I absolutely need that enthusianspo today.

Imagine having millions of dollars and being this excited for something that most people have had for years and years.