“Yi also posted a checklist of what she feels is necessary for Rogen to do in this situation, which reads..”

I’ll take it to mean make a point of hiring women who’ve been wronged especially since in many or most cases they’ll suffer career repercussions for standing up for themselves.

WTF- hire survivors?! How exactly is that supposed to go down? Add a question to the job application?

A stray dog bit my sister once and we blamed my sister and kept the dog. (We also kept my sister.)

As a kid, I was bitten by our mini schnauzer more times than I can remember. Never once, did I not deserve it. I can’t imagine my family having euthanized her because I teased her to the point where she told me “STOP IT” the only way she knew how.

Bobby Finger was peak Dirt Bag (and Midweek Madness).

Also, being asked if your friend can date your ex should pretty much always be translated to “do you mind that I’m already dating your ex?”

According to the article, it’s someone else’s tattoo, Gwen just shared it. Evidently I now do more work than Jezebel writers.

I wouldn’t read Jezebel if I didn’t appreciate petty snark, but Jesus how often these writers completely miss the mark. I miss Kara Brown...a lot.

If you follow any of the IG gossip accounts like DeuxMoi, multiple sources claim that Bennifer 2.0 is completely manufactured by JLo (to redirect the narrative to portray her as a sexy, desirable woman rather than someone who was cheated on) and Ben (to create some positive press for a change instead of just being…

That 100% is also bro code, at least as far as I’ve ever known it.

The masks that prevent HIV go on your dick, numbnuts.

I mean, who drinks multiple drinks seven nights a week?

Pedantics ahoy, but colts are boys. 

“Just a week after Medina Spirt” WHY ARE YOU DISRESPECTING THE SPELLING OF MY NAME

Though now that the defendant has turned 18, he’s suddenly lost interest

Speaking of expectations - when you victim-shame, you can fully expect to get dragged for it.

I think your first guess is just about right—people in their 30s who were huge Britney fans back in her heyday. I’m friends with one on Facebook.

It’s also unclear why anyone would need to know this via Twitter, but I guess when one is a self-important billionaire, these sort of things feel necessary to stand on the internet’s street corner and yell about through a megaphone.

Is the rule now that you are just as bad as the worst person you've ever met or been acquainted with? This whole "THIS PERSON SPENT TIME IN EPSTEIN'S PRESENCE, OMG WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT!" Is pretty dumb and I bet nobody would like if they were judged by the worst person they've ever met...