I’m sure there’s at least a paragraph in there describing how much thought and prayer he gave to killing someone while sleeping before deciding that ConservativeJesus would forgive him, so therefore it’s totes fine for him to make money off of his trials and tribulations.

Obviously when a bakery doesn’t make a cake for a gay wedding it’s the free market, but when a publisher doesn’t want to distribute a book by a killer that’s a violation of free speech. The fact that the white hetero patriarchy benefits in both cases is a mere coincidence. 

Ms. Lopez, this is a Wendy’s. 

Sean...Penn? The man with a history of violence spanning (at least) 40 years?

Hahaha he surely has not!

actually the reason the royals are so useless is their hands are actually like sort of gaseous and they wear little expensive fake protective hands at all times to fool the public into thinking they’re just like us 

Pat Roberts went off on cops the other day, showing a Taser and a Glock and pointing out mistaking one for the other was nuts, saying “We don’t have the best people doing this job!!”

You know who supports and sympathize with murderers? Other murderers.  Fire them. 

Ha! This is the first thing I noticed.

In their defense, I'd be pissed if Jared Leto was playing anyone in my family too. He's a garbage person AND a garbage "actor."

I noticed that as well. And her followup, “did you get a pap too?” Yes, dummy. You should get a pap, too. Is this moron not getting a pap either? Get a pap, folks. 

I’m conflicted again! :D

Kris Jenner’s advice to Kim is to put the kids first. Well, duh! Who else are you going to exploit and commercialize to keep yourself relevant as you age??

“This is the fifth shooting death of a student at Austin-East this year”

So one idiot school cop shoots the other and then they both blast away at the supposedly armed student who didn’t shoot anyone. Do I have that right?

Two posts and I have yet to discern anything “salient” in what you’re writing. Anyone paying even minimal attention knows Wright was pulled over for expired tags, and that the cops tried to arrest him on a misdemeanour warrant. Do you know why that’s not being talked about much (at least by reasonable people)? Because…

If anyone on earth would have a hard time feeling comfortable with their adult womanhood it would be someone who was groomed by their parents and sold to an elderly man in their teens. It would be very difficult to come back from that with any sense of self and comfort in ones sexual self.

I mean hey, did anyone NOT think White Boy Summer would involve assaulting women?

How about you lay off the "adult virgin is secretly gay" jokes.