I have a C-section scar and a hideous lower butt cheek scar from a freak accident. I did not realize that these scars would mess with my acceptance of my appearance and feminity the way they did. I went through a low level depressive period and would not look at my scars in the mirror. I had a realization (maybe even…

Your opinion repulses and yet your bravery inspires.  Thank you for sharing this embarrassing man opinion.

NO! They’ve finally let up a bit on the coverage of those people. Don’t ask for more!

I took it to be fuck these people who have the audacity to complain even jokingly about this shit and fuck the fact that people actually want to watch shows where we waste time talking to these people. I don’t even kind of understand why people worship celebrities so much. White women with tons of money and influence…

I take comfort in the fact that if there’s one thing Ted Cruz knows nothing about, it’s oral. 

National Suicide Prevention Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

On top of a pile of money and privilege, secure in the knowledge that consequences are for the little people.

Noooooo! It’s all extensions and aquanet. You can do better! 

The other difference between 2016 and 2020 is that while people were beyond shocked that Trump won, people didn’t flat out deny it and threaten bureaucrats’ wives for certifying the election and there wasn’t a circus of legal challenges. The questions came in the form of in what ways and how much did Russia help the…

I don’t see waiting as a bad thing as long as you aren’t leading any of your current dates on, but if you really can’t feel it with others, don’t force yourself. You may have to speak your heart and find out what’s what, but that won’t be so bad either, really. You’ll know one way or the other.

Corn Flakes, PB&J, PB straight from the jar, toast... hell you’re just gonna need to buy my cookbook “Why Yes, I Am Single. How Did You Know?”

Jezzies, I am so bored with our usual recipes. We’re mostly vegetarian, a little fish, a little chicken, nothing terrifically spicy. What are your favorite recipes?

“Dean runs an asphalt-paving company, which she probably doesn’t watch him do either. “

I appreciate this sentence

Nope, I’m going to celebrate that qualified, experienced people are back in those jobs AND that they’re majority POC. It wasn’t that long ago none of these jobs were held by women. I was just hitting puberty when the first women held the jobs of Attorney General and Secretary of State, and that being the Clinton Admini…

I mean, she’s well known for her lips in that she was one of the first major celebrities to be known for having absolutely horrific, botched work done on her lips. That really doesn’t make me trust her products, tbh (and I’m saying that as someone who has lip filler, so it’s not like I’m against getting work done...…

I’m referencing the plot of Mysteries of Udolpho, in which a fake Italian nobleman holds a woman hostage so she’ll sign over her Toulouse estate. See, this is exactly why my Gothic Studies in Travel Safety curriculum should be widely adopted.

Megyn Kelly lives in Arkansas?

Pro tip: please don’t ask women why they don’t have kids, why they didn’t have more, or if they want more children. I experienced pregnancy loss and only told my immediate family. Since we have a young son, everyone feels entitled to ask me these questions. Since my miscarriage, I fumble through a vague deflection and…

They wanted to be told no so they could complain.

“This is something to be celebrated as a Christian.”