I own a small business and fortunately can not and will not lay anyone off. But god damn it if one of my part time employees who is a student didn’t got on a cruise this past week. Seriously this week. With her parents. Of course I took her off her shifts but what the fuck are people thinking. I can’t risk exposing my…

Hi Jezzies,

Kayne is an asshole and Kim is just a mean girl. This is my shocked face.

they’re not allegations of an affair, they’re allegations of a crime.

shit I meant Terry Richardson

Terry Richards?

Oh please god, don’t let them breed. 

Damn it! Yes.

I’m just going to go out on a limb here and suggest that maybe Brad Pitt isn’t the brightest tool in the shed. 

I also hate the property brothers. I find their faces so unbelievably punchable and I’m not normally prone to violent thoughts. But in this case I really just want to see them take one to their faces. 

“I’m just better when I’m in love. That doesn’t have to mean with someone. It can also mean with myself. It just feels incredible when you’re not alone, when you’re facing the world with someone else.”

So good luck, Gwyneth.

John Travolta and Kristie Alley deserve each other and their trash scientology bullshit.

Oh he knew alright. There is no way that he didn’t.

I don’t think there is anyone who didn’t see this coming.

Am I the only one who thinks Justin Theroux is the try hardiest person to ever try hard?  I get that he is attractive but its like he’s always trying so hard to be cool that it makes me bleh. 

I told my younger sister that brussel sprouts were aborted cabbage patch kids. 

I just started watching this series and the first episode was interesting. After that it just got kind of weird. I’m trying to hang in there but feel like that first episode was the strongest. 

Zoe could wear pink crocs, a garbage bag cinched at the waist with a drapery tie back and I would still think she is one of the most beautiful persons I have ever seen. 

My reading compression is not great this morning. What is Amanda being sued for exactly?