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Oh never mind then.

You can introduce me to your brother thank you very much!

SHUT UP!!!

Ellie I swear to god if you break on your hate for this douche I will never forgive you.

Somebody has to say it... Thanks Obama.

I would put you on my list of people that I put my witch spells on, but I think your life is probably miserable enough.

He has the face of someone with whom the doctors pulled to hard with the forceps when he was born?

There was an underlying problem. He had an upper respiratory infection. The fact that the body score was so low means that either the cat was sick for a very long time and went unnoticed or she was not feeding him enough but probably both. The owner sounds to me that she wants the cat for the attention she receives on

Bobby what double creature do you resemble and why?

Very hard thing to make fun of but you did it. Well done. *not sarcasm

What I can’t figure out is how Blac Chyna had 200K worth of stuff to steal. How does she make money again?

I don’t eat meat.

Why is ‘The View’?

*throw*

Pam Bondi, The definition: Speaking out of both sides of your mouth.

Honestly? I will take this. He is a flawed human who will never be in my shoes but I truly think he is trying. He has made mistakes. Not going to through stones since it is more than I can say for the rest of them.

Whelp that be really easy to discover.

But it wasn’t really rape. They were just unconscious and being dudebros to other dudebros. Oh the mental gymnastics.

I do understand that. It’s just frustrating.

It is spooky how well you summed up his exact thoughts.