selfhatingotaku-old
selfhatingotaku
selfhatingotaku-old

I think this the first Hyundai that I've ever wanted to own. Bring this to europe please.

I think I drew that Mazda when I was six.

Landrover Defender. Practically the same as ever and can trace its direct family back to the series 1. Only ever had slight improvements over the years, and still just rough & tough enough to scare off scoccermoms, unless they have to tow a horsebox.

Larger engine, RWD @ a sixth gear.

Sunroof. I never use it, it adds weight, and eats into my headroom. theres only a few centimetres of room between my head and the roof because or it. I could also include the rear doors and seats as well. Apart from that my car is pretty basic. No ABS, traction control, airbags, cupholders or AC. Only basic cloth

Modern affordable sports coupes. Nice looks, sporty engines and chassis. And FF. Whats the point of sticking sporty coupe bodies on when it handles like every other shopping box. Its not like the makers can use the excuse that a prop shaft will reduce space in the back like with a family hatchback 'cause there aren't

Retro sexism FTW. Also why have I never heard of a car called the Pirhana before? That's a name that definately has to come back.

I didn't even know a new series had arrived until I had looked at the TV listings the night before, so it really snuck up on me. Also LOLTiff is hilarious.

This the first time I've actually voted a car in, as the previous gen RS4 was my own dream car for many years, even though it was very nose heavy, but now that I'm grown used to the styling of this generation, I'd happily take this better balanced car. In red. Sleepers are just so much better!

...At least Barbie teaches girls to buckle up safely.

Slow Car Fast. Its so much more harder and difficult, and therefore more rewarding then simply getting into a fast car and relying on BHP advantage to do the work for you. I've managed to build an entire philosophy around it that you learn how to use a car batter and push it further, then some yahoo who simply pins

Is that the best they can come up with? People have always been accusing hoons that the're simply making up for deficies elsewhere for eons. Its such a feeble way of trying to prevent speeding. Hell anti speeding ads that show cars hitting child manakins (can't spell) don't work.

I guess those lazy rich hoon kids are just going to have to learn how to control a car without a nanny to do it for them.

I never clean my car at all, so it only get cleaned when its raining. The underside only gets cleaned when I drive through large puddles. Inside I'm a little more anal, I pick up all the big pieces of litter, sweet wrappers and such, that have accumulated but I leave everything else. My car floor is covered in small

My Punto, the biggest engine that fits into the space where the rear seats used to be so it becomes an MR, Lotus tuned suspension & handling, performance tyres & brakes, racing seats and harness, all beneath the regular stock body. Or maybe a more masculine looking MX-5 with the RX-8 Wankel engine.

All I hope is that they release a special version of this, with Panda colours and black Watanabe wheels. And its badged as the 'Tofu Special'.

Perhaps this should be Jalopniks company car.

I only have a 1.2L four banger, so i'm not going to do something stupid like challenge a car at the lights when its obvious what the outcome will be. Instead, my little hobby is to attempt to keep up with cars that are either obviously pretty powerful or are been driven aggresively, on twisty country roads. (I like to

Eh? sold as a Ford Ka in the UK? Are you sure about that cause I was expecting to be sold as a Fiat in the UK as well.

At the moment I've really gotten into Drifting, so of course the next car I get will probably be RWD. Probably a Volvo Station Wagon or MR2 from the late 80s. I only have an FF now and theres only so much fun to had with doing J-turns and handbreak turns in fields. Plus you apparently get a better feel for the road