Edit: I just realized the blood thing for the boss is likely a stand in for menstruation. Sigh

I believe he is classified as a meat popsicle. 

Um.

Yea, but this is knocking Epic ,and Kotaku is in the pockets of Epic.

“I’ve yet to see a game that more specifically caters to the sexual desires of, say, straight women or LGBTQ folks achieving a similar level of success”

“I’ve yet to see a game that more specifically caters to the sexual desires of, say, straight women or LGBTQ folks achieving a similar level of mainstream success”

You game saves can’t go on sd cards 😂

Wishing People dead because you dont agree politically with them. America is going down the drain for sure. 

I mean, at the high-end/competitive of speed running, wouldn’t everyone know the puzzle solutions by heart anyways? People do insane speed optimization even in non-cheat/glitch playthroughs; knowing the answer to a puzzle before you get to it seems like it would be a pretty standard thing.

Its actually a principality

This confusion could be alleviated somewhat by reading even like half the review, which discusses the movie’s premise. 

Not gonna lie, I lost it at “becoming a rapper”. Live the dream Granny Q.

Not all festivals are the Fyre Festival, dude. There are literally dozens of festivals every year in my medium-sized cultureless midwestern city, and most of them are very affordable. I went to a cool blues music one just last week! Tickets were $50 which is a lot, but I really liked the artists that were there. I…

Counter to the headline, I would say that geese are, in fact, growing more aggressive. But they’re not birds. They’re evil incarnate

you don’t know he had mental problems. You don’t know it’s because of anime. you don’t know anything. And yet you assume. Do you know what happens when you assume? You make an ass of u and me.

Updated. Apologies for the error. 

So you’ve never met a goose...

Because humor is subjective and there are many people who like it.  Sorry that you’re not one of them.

Eh, I like it.  I was just thinking I’d add it to my personal bookmarks based on it being listed here.