Edit: I just realized the blood thing for the boss is likely a stand in for menstruation. Sigh

Yea, but this is knocking Epic ,and Kotaku is in the pockets of Epic.

“I’ve yet to see a game that more specifically caters to the sexual desires of, say, straight women or LGBTQ folks achieving a similar level of success”

“I’ve yet to see a game that more specifically caters to the sexual desires of, say, straight women or LGBTQ folks achieving a similar level of mainstream success”

I mean, at the high-end/competitive of speed running, wouldn’t everyone know the puzzle solutions by heart anyways? People do insane speed optimization even in non-cheat/glitch playthroughs; knowing the answer to a puzzle before you get to it seems like it would be a pretty standard thing.

Its actually a principality

This confusion could be alleviated somewhat by reading even like half the review, which discusses the movie’s premise. 

Not gonna lie, I lost it at “becoming a rapper”. Live the dream Granny Q.

Not all festivals are the Fyre Festival, dude. There are literally dozens of festivals every year in my medium-sized cultureless midwestern city, and most of them are very affordable. I went to a cool blues music one just last week! Tickets were $50 which is a lot, but I really liked the artists that were there. I…

you don’t know he had mental problems. You don’t know it’s because of anime. you don’t know anything. And yet you assume. Do you know what happens when you assume? You make an ass of u and me.

Updated. Apologies for the error. 

Because humor is subjective and there are many people who like it.  Sorry that you’re not one of them.

Eh, I like it.  I was just thinking I’d add it to my personal bookmarks based on it being listed here.

I’m actually gonna stop doing these because the joke’s gone stale.

Not sure what that says about the time you spend posting on a video game website.

Why? There's plenty of good streamers out there.

I am a adult. I make plenty of money. I like tipping streamer that i like watching. If i was a young stoner like you, i would not understand also.

Yes. You like them, you make a statement that you want them to make a good living by giving them a donation.

Imagine if you did articles about streamers who don't have huge audiences of idiots and maybe are up and coming and could use the press instead of a narcissistic asshole who doesn't learn from his mistakes?