Man, this just Gaetz better and better.

How about you lay off the "adult virgin is secretly gay" jokes.

What’s 17 years old and about to make a lot of noise in Washington?

Yep. My campus canceled spring break to hopefully prevent students from traveling. But with hybrid learning where students can join a live class virtually, they are skirting the rules and Zooming into class from their vacation hotel rooms. This means there’s an unmeasurable flow of students leaving and coming back to…

Rocks and minerals and crystals are excellent ways to appreciate the glory of nature and the earth and geological processes and all that. But they do not have magical properties.

I honestly don’t see how Harvard can keep its academic reputation if they tenure garbage people like this. Not only are his views horrendous, they are demonstrably false in every single way. People are paying a king’s ransom to have their kid learn straight up lies--the internet can do that for free.

Maybe I’m being extra sensitive, but the lead photo here is really disturbing to me and giving me some PTSD vibes. I think I’m going to have to avoid Jez for a while here.

He should have called...

“Grace and mercy’? F-ck your feelings.

But the child porn kind of blows that out of the water. Nobody’s going to do that just to grab a viral moment.

Aren't 2 and 3 enough of a warning? 

With only the letter to go by and no word from L2 Girlfriend herself on what actually happened, it’s entirely possible that she happened to find herself in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong individual who forced her to spend two days getting drunk and having non-consensual sex with him. But it kinda…

Should be pretty easy- just lay out a list of everything tater did while he was in office and reverse/repeal it all. That’d be the most successful first 100 days in American history. 

“Moron Label” is all I ever see

What’s the frequency, Karens?

On top of a pile of money and privilege, secure in the knowledge that consequences are for the little people.

Rudy’s got the rona, c’mon 2020, give us one last little treat.

Danai and Lupita suddenly finding their stock rising in the "Next Black Panther" sweepstakes.