I’d think that beam is the LAST event you want to do with the twisties....you’re already 4 feet above the ground even before doing acrobatics, so further to fall and with the danger of smacking your head on the beam itself if you get disoriented.  I don’t think I’ll be able to watch this live. 

All the character posters that were released of the main cast had their Oscar bonafides listed (everyone’s either a winner or nominee), but....that trailer points to “camp classic”.  And, yeah, why the f**k does Lady Gaga sound Russian?

Yeah, Kelly needed a better lawyer. She has to pay him 200k a month, even though she’s getting majority custody of the kids and he has a good career?  (Not to mention the likelihood that he’s cheated on her)

Some folks are whining about Biles dropping out and comparing her to Kerri Strug vaulting on a broken ankle...this falls under “tell me you’re a racist without saying you’re a racist”.

Can I get a “Whoa, Bundy”?

Is this what “tiger parenting” leads to....kids who will never feel like they’re good enough? 

He supported Donald Trump, he thinks he’s God, and he said slavery was a choice.   Why is he not completely cancelled? 

I only see one island in that kitchen, but maybe there’s an optical illusion. The “island” closest to the camera is actually a bar (note the chairs). The middle island is an island. The far island has a hood over it so I’m assuming that’s actually a stove/oven location.  Since all my cooking is done using a microwave…

Olivia Rodrigo is the Alanis Morrisette of Avril Lavignes, but you outta know that every generation needs one, and good for u for helping to get teens vaxxed. (Meanwhile, my governor is selling “Don’t Fauci my Florida” merch to fund his presidential run. Great.)

Texas is literally paying people to narc on anyone who even assists someone getting an abortion. That is horrific and I thought that would be the most horrific thing I heard today, but...

Red satan shoes. Reminds me of Miss Congeniality. “I stole red panties from the store. My mom wouldn’t buy them for me. She said they were Satan’s panties!”

I guess Mariah doesn’t need his checks, but, yeah, the rest of them are set for life. 

$$$$$$$

“Trust me, there’s a lot of people that I could’ve gotten pregnant that I didn’t. The ones that got pregnant are the ones that were supposed to get pregnant.”

I love their gummy cola bottles. I have a vague memory of them being a different shape and size when I lived in Europe back in the 80's (the bottle gummies were flatter and larger) but the cola gummies now are similar in dimension to the bears. Very tasty.

My first thought upon reading the headline and starting to scroll down:

Those are cycling helmets.  Why are people wearing cycling helmets on their feet?  I don’t understand.

This. The dude was holding rallies while he was actually president; of course he could finagle a couple of shows with O’Reilly while being “back in office”.

Tax the churches. All of them. Also, Catholics who still want to go to church but disagree with this overtly political stance: stop tithing. Instead of putting a check in the envelope or a bill in the plate, put a comment card.

She BETTER NOT be buried in Arlington. Any military types (active duty or retired) who participated in this treasonous insurrection should get all military benefits, pensions, and honors stripped.