When somebody looks up the phrase “mediocre white male”, this is the picture that should show up.

Use it or lose it, huh? By that logic, I should have hit menopause 10 years ago. I laugh at the people who whine about dry spells in terms of weeks or months. Get back to me when you have to try to remember who was president when you last had sex.

He looks like an elf, and elves aren’t supposed to have facial hair. And particularly not this kind of pedo-stache.

Well, they’ve copyrighted “Sussex Royal” and will be using that as their brand (despite splitting from the “royal” bit of that)...

This....is a win for Trump. The MAGAt crowd are crowing today about how Iran totally missed hitting any troops and is now backing down in fear of Trump.

“If everybody is smart”

And remember, “No one said this wasn’t Photoshopped” is apparently a perfectly acceptable excuse for spamming the world with fake pictures.

Rose McGowen is getting dragged for her tweet on this too. Yeah, she’s problematic AF, but show me the lie here:

“When you have power, you don’t take responsibility for abusing others.”

Responses to the Iran situation came in after the deadline, right? I’m all in for Warren, but she lost points for both-sidesing the situation. Bernie and Buttigieg actually had the best comments on the pending WW3. Bernie pointed out he’s been on the correct side of every single war vote and will apologize to no one…

Yup, every time people complain about the idea of universal healthcare and how “socialized medicine will mean you will have to wait months to see a doctor”.....how exactly is that different from our current situation?!? You’ll have the same wait. But the bills won’t bankrupt you.

His logo is silly. But his last line is great. It used to be....not required, but expected or desired that a POTUS have some actual military experience, since that would make him aware of the true nature and costs of war. These aren’t just statistics and money we’re throwing at each other. There are actual lives being…

I cannot watch the show (the pics are bad enough) which is too bad because I’m trying to figure out how to lance/drain/whatever a big cyst on my face before an audience-facing gig next week. Dermatologists in town are booked through February and make up does not cover this thing.

As soon as he and his brother showed up on the political scene, I said, “one of these two will be president someday.” It won’t be this day, but I can still see it coming.

Is this where all the U. Southern Miss. girls go to totally bling out their dorm rooms? 

I’m not sure what part of the article title is more worthy of eye rolls: “Manhattan socialite” or “Pottery Barn Teen”.

Virginia went for Hillary in the general, so it’s not really one of the states in question (as in, a state that went for Trump but would have gone for Bernie had he been the DEM candidate)

“The things that the Democratic Party prioritizes to win suburban white women in Lehigh prevent the Democratic Party from helping the people that Bernie was winning; “fiscal conservatism”, for instance, is a code word for “we won’t do anything for poor, young and black people that might jeopardize your…

What boggles my mind is....there’s not a single person in the photo NOT doing the salute. No conscientious objector. No one with a sense of responsibility, honor, or shame. Either that, or if they objected, they were too cowardly to make their objection obvious.

“Things are popping in and out when the comments load. HOW IS THIS SO BROKEN.”