That depends entirely on whether the airplane she jumped out of had left the ground or not.

This totally looks like a photo from the Onion.

(Seeing title and article picture) Oh fuck no, that looks nuts!

We need to find out where this woman was radicalized. Maybe put some surveillance on her Baptist Church for starters. Just until we can figure out what’s happening.

In Houston it is like they have a white person cloning machine and just keep cranking them out.

My mother was diagnosed bi-polar in my childhood, though no one told me until my late teens. She was later diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder. Let’s just say she tended to *really* lose it, sometimes for days, when she lost it. Alcohol exacerbated the problem but she would regularly overindulge anyways. In…

Actually they usually try to shoot the gun out of the suspects hand. It makes that cool patcheeew noise you see in the movies and the gun goes flying off and leaving the suspect looking surprisingly at his empty hand.

The United States economy was kickstarted because we were really good at making and exporting guns. In other countries gun manufacturing was limited by the desire to avoid over throw, but we had a different relationship with government. The US was also good at ship building due to the availability of unharvested…

I don’t think so, as the child of an abusive parent myself. We know better and have learned from experience from very young ages not to broach confrontational issues with said parent. She’d probably be extra cautious more than anything of steering clear of arguing with her unhinged mom about such an emotional topic.

With all of that surgery, fillers, makeup, bleach and coloured contacts, none of us could give an accurate description of her looks, had she gone on the run. Very clever, murderous mastermind, very clever.

And of course (a big part of) the problem is that we have too many guns to begin with, and we really do need to talk about taking away people’s guns. There are over 300 million guns, that’s one for every man, woman, and child in this country. We do not need so many guns, and we need to actively work to reduce their…

Congress has actually blocked the CDC and NIH from being able to study gun violence (even though 34000 Americans die per year).

That would be the worst. Just from looking at the picture though, I could see she should not be a person to have a gun. Seriously those eyes, I’ve seen those eyes before and it’s never good.

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I read her tweet; looked at the photograph, and shook my head sadly.

Having thick thighs and a bottom half similar to that chick form OITNB I approve! PS - Anyone here reading Lindy’s Shrill? I’m nearly done and I think it’s great.

Mine all of a suddent decided she couldn’t live without one around 5 or 6. She was so unattached to everything but my tits! Not even a pacifier. I was like... since when are YOU so needy bitch? Haha

Did you pack your lederhosen and accordion, too? Cause those are a must!

I’m not sure I understand why anyone would view this is as an attack on Swift (assuming it’s actually Harris posting). He doesn’t come off as bitter or angry, and other than saying she controlled the media perception of their relationship (which, duh, controlling media perception of her image is one of her greatest…

I know I just about died laughing. Her twitter is hilarious too, she was a regular commenter on The Toast.