Hey, I am not here for rage. I'm here for revenge.

All you people with hair think you're so damn superior! You have no idea what it's like. You ever look down in the bottom of your tub and see a fist full of hair? How'd you like to start your day with that?!

All the cable companies care about is the big mammoo.

Movies, sports, nudity! And it's free! For life!

Look at you. Why don't you do something with your life? Sit around here all day - you contribute nothing to society! You're just taking up space. How could I be with someone like you? I couldn't respect myself.

Kevorka.

What's that guy's last name again?

He could have had any woman in the world, but none could match the beauty of his own hand.

It's not a lie if you believe it.

I can't believe you're hoarding sex moves. I'm out there rubbing two sticks together, you walk around with a Zippo.

Man, it's the '90s! It's Hammer-time!

Everybody's doing something. We'll do nothing.

How about I take your little board and smash it?!!

What you do with your personal life is your business, but when you're on my set - you clean it up, mister!

Ukraine is game to you?

Ned.

He was not…master of his domain.

What happened to your face? It looks like an old catcher's mitt.

I'm working on my Jack Nicholson.

I'm not her boyfriend. I want to be her boyfriend.