No daddy, you'll hurt him! I love him!

It's pretty hot under these lights, huh, Seinfeld?

I'm telling you, this phone sex thing is hilarious.

Patty won't call me back. I don't know if I can live without her.

Look Ramon, you're a nice guy, but I actually only have three friends. I really can't handle any more.

Well, I really wouldn't know about that. I don't watch much TV. I like to read.

Did you say, "ridicurous"?

It didn't take.

Yeah… full.

You picked up on a vibe…from a nun.

Forget Bozo, George. Bozo's out. He's finished. It's over for Bozo.

You're smart, I'm dumb.

I could do a commercial for this stuff. Mmmmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwards you don't even smell.

Why do people always say that?

Army Pete.

You don't know me, my name is George Costanza…did you happen to rent Breakfast At Tiffany's?

So what do you do, a lot of that "did you ever notice this?" kind of stuff?

So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable?

WHY DO THEY CALL IT OVALTINE?

So, we're just a couple of white people?