I mean, she was fucking at least one of the producers at the time

Of the many crimes Chris Chibnall committed as showrunner, the two worst may be wasting truly wonderful talents in Jodie Whittaker and Bradley Walsh.

I mean, if you “imbibe” Asimov and come out of it fearing robots will all turn against us, did you really understand Asimov?

Moorhead is not near the South Dakota border, it’s across the river from Fargo, North Dakota.  Might want to look at a map again.

That is perfect for Dune Messiah because . . . reasons.

To be fair, he’s the writer most threatened by being out-performed by a chatbot.

Okay, stop using the word fridging, because I don’t think you’re 100% sure what it means. It’s not just a blanket term for literally every time a female character dies. Black Widow made a willing sacrifice for the whole universe, fighting her longtime partner all the way over who would get to make it, which is…

The Republicans are losing their minds over anything and everything Disney-related these days because Disney has officially been deemed by them as being “too woke” now and “grooming” children (whatever that means). This movie checks all the Republican-rage checkmarks, especially since Ariel is played by a black person.

Every actor has worked on bad movies at some point in their career.

Lemme answer your question with a question: Did people stop loving Olivier when he did shit like ‘The Betsy,' ‘The Jazz Singer,’ ’Inchon,’ and ‘Wild Geese II’?

*Longform piece from an actual touches-grass real world activist about the uselessness of Extremely Online Leftists*

Tauriel: “Did you think I would leave you?”

Auteur theory is a patriarchal crock of shit, and I don’t know why Linda is peddling it here. Filmmaking is teamwork, always has been*. The bigger the film, the bigger the team. The deification of directors, the idea that they are the sole creative force in the whole endeavour, is bullshit, and film criticism hasbeen…

Personally, I like that this phase has been fractured. It should be fractured and messy. After Endgame, it would’ve been a cheat to immediately jump in and start building to another BIG DAMN THING. They needed to take a breath and allow the existing heroes to try to find their place after Endgame. Not just the blip,…

“cum doners” - worst. kebabs. ever.

This is the best nerd comment of the night and I wish I had more than one star to give.  Thanks for making me smile.

I think people are really misunderstanding Thor’s arc in this movie. And it’s almost entirely trackable by his three (really four, I’ll explain) conversations with the kids.

...It’s like reading a review of a steakhouse written by a vegan.

Holy christ, maybe next time let someone who actually enjoyed the trailer do a breakdown of it

Yeah; his stuck periods usually involved him taking 6 months off to invent a language or something.