Cap does not “bang”, he makes gentle compassionate love, always putting her needs before his own.

You’re right, coach. When I think “accountability,” I think Michigan State.

“Annnnd they’re off. Into the first turn is Mama’s Boy followed by Really, Him? and If Flour Was A Person. Now If Flour Was A Person is making their move, If Flour Was A Person is coming to the inside followed by No One Wants to Sleep with You and Another Privileged White Boy. It’s still If Flour was a Person, If…

I feel like the phrase “plot hole” get overused. I realize this is a bit like screaming about Alanis Morisette’s definition of irony, but “plot hole” doesn’t mean “literally any question I have that isn’t perfectly answered to my satisfaction.” It means a logical contradiction or gap in the story. So, if Superman dies…

GIVE IT A FUCKING REST ALREADY, SCUMBAG.

I feel sorry for my wife if Sean Hannity is sent to prison somehow for his role in all of this. She will never be able to make me cum as hard as I will the day he’s sentenced.

Survivor of sexual abuse from around age 3 to 19 here.

Damn. This is a wild fucking ride

Oh my god. 

Good fucking God.

I agree. I think it also needs to be cross posted to Deadspin.

this needs way more stars. jesus christ. 

Highfive for correct answer on TMP. Disagree with your second point though. Fifteen your old me literally made a (very masculine) squee noise and ran a lap around the house when this happened.

Amen. Johansson and Evans really did an amazing job of selling how their relationship works in just a few short scenes: she’ll flirt with him to bust his balls because she can tell it makes him slightly uncomfortable, but there’s a mutual recognition that they’re essentially two different species as far as their…

Man, that converstation in the car is one of the best scenes in the entire MCU. I think it captures what is so awesome about their chemistry (her jaded obsfucations, but hope for more/ his directness, and pure compassion for others.).

Imagine the ‘Let’s All Go to the Lobby’ candies coming on the screen then half of them turning into ash.

The show started going down hill after the original showrunner left.

Hit menopause. *rimshot*