Love me some Lakers sucking. Who's the Gasol now, Pau?

If the Mavericks win here, is the series over?

Privacy first. See above.

Awesome Chrome/Firefox extensions DUAN.

So, I speak Spanish, some French, and hope to eventually master five or six other languages. But let me stress this to you.

So easy to summon.

See, would you feel comfortable if someone on, say, Jezebel linked to this thread and then exposed Yunni as an alter-ego of Antoine Walker, who his himself the alter ego of RHSC (did I get that right?). Wouldn't that feel... creepy?

Are we really gathering docx on this idiot? There is no reason to. He's already gotten his comeuppance by being a total douche. He's not an athlete. He is not involved with an athlete. He is in no way a public figure. Leave him be, yeah?

you can just ask for a star on gawker tv.

Playing basketball, a friend tried to steal the ball from me with a vicious swipe, missed, and broke my right index finger directly in half. So there I am, standing under the basket hopping around like a widdle wabbit, trying to crack a joke about how I'm about to miss our church basketball league season.

Oh, come on, 22 is plenty old. My bones creak, and shit. I have a bad back. I wear a brace when I play frisbee.

They're in the "Gay people go to hell/abomination" camp.

I.... I don't want to do that.

Thanks. You know, its not to think things, sometimes, but to hear them said.

Coming out to your family DUAN

@tastes_like_burning: Cabo Viejo Ron, straight from the cheapest Rum distillery in Valparaíso.

I feel like I just witnessed the corpse of Brandon Roy murder the Mavericks season.

We get it Dennis. You did a song called Asshole 20 years ago. Then we stopped being your friend.

Dennis Leary pisses me off. But they insist on having him do those stupid voice overs.