The Steelers offense looks like a bunch of sandpaper thongs out there.
@Phintastic: The Ninja has slipped and revealed his identity. The darkness drops again; but now I know that twenty centuries of stony sleep were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, and what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
@David Matthews: Ford Prefect turned in his new report on Matthews, David. It read "Mostly fun." Which was twice as long as the last entry, which had simply read "Mostly" (most people had regarded the entry as a typo).
@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: I heard the Mansion was getting downgraded to a the Playboy Petting Zoo. All the girls will be the same, but they'll be placed in a simulacrum of their natural environments: Faux-strip clubs and a miniature version of Monroe, Alabama.
@Always Winning: No problem. Its one of my favorite books. The author won the Pen/Faulkner award for the short story a few years ago, but since short story collections are a dying book type, it didn't sell well as, say, Raymond Carver's collections sold fifty years ago.
@Fallopian Tubing: Sometimes, theres a man.
@JohnnyDrinky: Hooray!
@Fallopian Tubing: I tend to use my bathrobe for Kahlua purchasing expeditions exclusively.
@Can-We-Trust-Bermuda: Red Dead is good, but if you want a sweet game to play with a friend, or friends, I recommend Civ Revolution. Its like Civilization, but for friends to play together.
@RallyWalleye: Well, you could start by writing "Arsenic is a substitute for Phosphorus" all over your Physics test.
@Fallopian Tubing: The one I got from my grandfather actually falls into both categories, which is awesome as long as I remember to wear athletic shorts, which sort of defeats the purpose.
@Always Winning: I have the best short story collection I've ever read that I could send to you.
@Always Winning: It has a real finish (it tastes, and then it leaves your mouth) and a 'clean' taste. Its one of the better budget bourbons I've ever had.
@Always Winning: Bulleit bourbon. And XX.
Marcus Jordan with a sick layup.
I work at a christian bookstore, and had a strange expirience today. A bunch of people came in in quick succesion and they all bought crosses. I asked one lady what was up, were they having a cross party or something, and she said no, a kid had committed suicide and they were putting together a memorial tree for the…
I'm available if you need something poorly photoshoped. Also, does selling Bibles count as expirience? Because that, I feel, is the ultimate in getting people to pay for bullshit content, and I am awesome at it.
Sometimes, Dan Gilbert, you just have to let your Velveteen rabbit be free. That's the way basketball go.