@Always Winning: Actually, I hear they have a trade worked out, in principal, with the Redskins for a number one and a fourth round pick. The 'Skins hope Kolb will be able to solve their quarterback woes.

Anyone else win some awards from their high school? I was voted "most sexist", "most sarcastic", and a few other mosts... I can't remember them all. Basically "mostly an asshole".

@Always Winning: The same place they always put it: forgotten, in some dusty corner of the office. Which reminds me, I need to e-mail David with Emma's feeding schedule for the week. I hope I left her food on the counter.

Egards!

@AzureTexan: White rock! Lady Bird! Austin! Caddo! I've got lots! Only one real one though...

@See you suckers later: Also, in your seventh paragraph you come up with Mel Gibson's advertising campaign from "What Women Want," proving again that what women want is Mel Gibson.

You're third paragraph was actually the first paragraph of the pitch for "Teeth." A million women on a million typewriters, and all that...

@sweatingmullets: I support this. XBox?

@David Hume, @Sapphire and Chronic: Bulleit Bourbon here as well. What a fine drink.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: I'm moving to Santiago on January 1st, advice on moving to South America? What things will I forget? What things should I forget? Will the 10 grand I have saved allow me to live well (along with my English Teachers salary (~18k)) for the year that I am there?

@Sheed's Bald Spot: You live/ have lived in Brazil, right?

The honey butter chicken biscuit still manages to look about 30x more appealing up close than in an advertising glamor shot.

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: You've convinced me. It's in the queue.

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: So you're saying the league isn't as shitty as it looks? I don't watch it, but this makes me want to.

DUAN!

@Ron_Artesticular_Fortitude: He's the least funny guy on the Ticket in Dallas, but at least he'll always have this bit.

@The CFL Allstars: I posted my tribute in another thread.

The "Sports Illustrated For Veterans of Foreign Wars" cover, though, was a huge seller in Cleavland over the weekend.

Back at the academy a charge for criminal sexual assault and burglary was called "A Ferengi on Risa." Now it's just called "the Riker Maneuver".

@vodkanaut: There really are. You know what? Fuck it. I'm bringing my Greg Oden-size knowledge to bear on my Deadspin comments from now on.