@Fall_to_the_Ground: I want to know what they replaced with [your]. Was it "the public's"? Or "the unwashed masses"? This is important! My money is on "our".

Are you there God? Its me, Holley Mangold.

@duckmouth: I think we can all agree though that you do have a duckmouth.

@ScientificMapp: No, but they had D.J. Mbenga with them, which is almost as good.

Lester was married, but the hot passion of a Lester-Sypher love affair could not be contained and in 1999, their relationship became sexual.

quick and dirty. And nonsensical. But read into it what you will.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: I imagine that James lives his world more like this.

@JanetRenoManchild: A free riiiiiiiide when theres already cake...

Dateline 1993- THE U.S. government laid off all members of its Czechoslovakian Embassy; the cause has yet to be determined

@TnOdyssey001: No worries. I was curious as to why you chose to respond to me though, since my response didn't seem to be like the person you were describing.

#7: I was given one when I was about 6 in a barbershop, but it was a Titanic-based tract, and I was born on April 14th, so it was awesome. And my dad was a pastor, so its not like this was the worst religious thing that ever happened to me.

Can't we have an all katana contest section of the website?

@Darth Meow 504: Yeah, I get you. It's just that it really does a nice job of re-encapsulating Superman, and making his character seem important again.

@Darth Meow 504: Even All-Star Superman? That shit is good.

@Kid Canada: I don't know... there is something about getting your heart crushed every year like in Dallas that really makes a decade like this one sting. Sometimes I wonder if its better to be very competitive, and lose every year, or to be uncompetitive, and enjoy the NBA as a whole more. I can't speak to your team,…

If you want to know what's going on or what has just go on, all you have to do is go to the former high school stars who didn't make it in college, the college stars who didn't make it in the pros and you pay a bounty…

@David Hume: That about sums up my comments on deadspin.

My review of Pinguthecat.com? This website has more win than Franco did during the Spanish Civil war — The bell certainly tolls for this cute kitty! Check out all the videos; Because of this website, I'm no longer the Old Man who lives by the sea, I'm the Old Man who lives by the laughter!

Hopefully this will be more successful than the time that L. Frank Baum tried to buy the franchise rights to Oxford in Australia, but was forced to change the name.

@TheEasyButton: To be fair, Stone Cold 3:16 is a much better verse anyway.