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The hypocrisy makes me feel crazy. Conservatives were lampooning the war on women two years ago, even though they’ve spent the past eight (or eternity, whatever) shitting on our actual rights. Now all of a sudden they’re better than Trump because they’re too politically smart, too PC and too fake to say what they…

I highly recommend familiarizing yourself with the glory that is pivot tables. A lot of what excel has to offer, I leave on the table— with the exception of pivot tables. It aggregates all the information you could want with the exact right data points! Google a few youtube videos. Pivot tables are easy and worth your…

Wait. Millihelen is going away? This is my favorite go-to sub blog. This feels like a real sucker punch to the gut.

Drinking carbonated water really helped me kick soda. I love to drink soda out of a can, so I like to buy the fizzy water in a can

It’s a fringe benefit of working in a male dominated field: solitary poops at work.

Please do not attach a portable speaker to your backpack and listen to music through it while on a hike. People you are sharing the trail with do not want to hear your tunes.

Please do not attach a portable speaker to your backpack and listen to music through it while on a hike. People you…

There may be plenty of Planned Parenthoods but only 2 licensed abortion clinics in the entire state.

Okay. I once saw a manatee in the ocean and it is unnerving at first. It is a giant blob, that you can’t really identify, coming straight at you. I freaked for a second at first too, but then chilled the fuck out because I got to swim with a mother fucking manatee.

I was on a long run once an felt the tell-tail rumbles in my lower stomach that told me I needed to find a bathroom, and fast. I was a few miles from from my apartment and the shortest route back and that took me directly through the middle of the local college campus. It was early in the morning, but classes were in…

The difference is that you can have an iced latte, but you can't have an iced cappuccino.

That is amazing.

Ha! I have stayed at that hotel. Last time I was there, the front desk clerk confirmed we were from out of town before giving us a room. Apparently he tries to keep all of the out-of-towners on one side and all of the locals read: drug dealers, on the other. It was an uneventful stay, but I did notice the ceilings…

Personally, I just like the taste of Diet Coke better.

I come from a long long line of hairy women. In the 7th grade and living with a single dad, I decided to take my burgeoning uni-brow into my own hands— with a razor. Got nervous, hands got twitchy, and I got one less brow. I was terrified of what my dad would say, so I told him that it came of when I was using an Oxy…

Pro is an amazing book. I highly recommend you sit down and read it tonight!