I just loved this: “He was in clothes. I can’t say I know for sure what he sleeps in versus what he may go out in, but I don’t know for sure if those were sleep clothes.”

Like, “He was wearing Prince clothes, ok? I don’t know what the categories are for those.”

I got the reference! But yeah it would only work if Angelina were also a whiner.

Nah, Jolie unabashedly loves her work and has often spoken about how lucky she is. She says fun things like, “I always play women I would date.” Theron doesn’t have that kind of humor or self-insight.

She looks like Jay Leno. If you stuck a potato in the middle of his face.

they are arguing over who is more beautiful and which one of them gets less movie roles because of it.

I’ve always found her so bland, and not at all beautiful. Oh well, half of beauty seems to be good grooming and she’s got that going for her.

Haha The ceramic cats and weird doll figurines, that takes it from Hollywood glam to HSN in a single flip. I would use those pages to wrap small gifts. Makes for pretty wrapping.

It’s ridiculous. She’s not the star People keeps trying to insist she is. Her career and continued existence everywhere post Friends, is the most mind-boggling thing. She’s only successful as part of an ensemble or with a bigger costar.

I believe that Charlize hates AJ becuase Charlize thinks her own stunning beauty is stunting her movie roles but AJ has proved one can be beautiful and still make boring “serious” movies

I know. I saw the cover and was like “Jennifer Aniston? Did I wake up in 1996?”

“We give each other compliments. He’ll say, “You look beautiful,” or “That looks great.” Or I’ll say, “I don’t know about this outfit,” and he’ll say, “No let’s change that.” And I’ll absolutely say to him, “You know what? No T-shirts.” [Laughs]

Funny how some people didn’t ‘forget’ but had their party affiliation ‘reset’

Hearing an obscenely wealthy woman with literally every privilege possible without being a man say “karma’s real” is a teensy-tiny bit cringe-worthy.

Shiloh looks soo much like John Voight to me.

That’s a pretty big value judgement there kiddo. I did a simple google search of comparisons and they all pretty much looked the same to me. I could give a shit what Kylie Jenner does to her body. You’re welcome to post a more flattering (in your mind) photograph. My heart will go on regardless.

You know how some (just me?) have that soft wet inner lip area that could never be covered by lipstick because the color wouldn’t stay put? When these people get big lips, doesn’t that inner area expand? Where do they get more outer-lip-skin to get these lips? Not sure my question makes sense. Anyway, I remain puzzled…

Such cold dead eyes

gah, i believe it. i did whole30 and lost 17lbs in a month, without workouts. i’m currently eating a giant piece of chocolate cream cheese cake, if you’re wondering how my willpower has held up since those 30 days ended.

I heard her tell a story on a podcast once where she talked about doing paleo and loving it, which is not gonna happen for me. But, of course, she talked about it in the least douchey way I've ever heard anyone talk about paleo. Love these ladies.

The amount their wardrobe is recurring is one of my favorite details about the show. It made me so happy when they went to the boat party and Ilana wore her white power blazer with a stain. And yeah, every time Abbi wears the dress.