Some idiot from Delaware County, very likely

No shit?

Look, nobody else was available! They asked around. Everyone else was too busy being free to do the slavery.

I’m going to stuff you down a garbage disposer you stupid bastard  

My husband ordered the following this morning at the local bagel place:

Winning the lottery will never solve all your problems.
But chances are, you might develop a bunch of far more interesting problems.

Winning a large lottery can reduce financial stress (unless you screw up you finances), which is not the same as being happy.

Trump supporters.

McMonica?

[Whispering quietly, in the corner]: i still like the name Boaty McBoatface

Finally...Calling all the unskilled, uneducated, opioid addicted white people...report to work on Monday!

Wow, not only did you think this was a clever bit of nihilism, but, at last count, so did 14 other ne’er do wells.

In his defense, the officer was probably just on edge from being surrounded by so many giant, successful, black men.

Another possible thought: The Warriors knew the risk. Durant knew the risk. He wanted to play, even knowing this could result, with the understanding that he had the player option to fall back on, should the worst result.

That’s  a massive false equivalency you just threw out there. Nice try though. Once again, lets hope David Ortiz is ok and lets stop worrying about how everyone expresses their grief and whether or not it’s up to your standards. 

Relax fucker, people are offering there prayers for him as opposed to throwing out racial insults from the bullpen at fenway park. Hopefully he’ll be back on his feet soon

As long as they don’t smell like shit I don’t care what anyone wears.

Minimum decorum on planes went out the widow the minute they reclassified coach into steerage. Definitely a direct relationship between the shits I give to my appearance and the comfort of the seat I purchased.