Hot dogs are subs. 

Yeah they all look like $5 worth of shit. 

Why would they be exempt? They don’t need to read their own lips to communicate. 

Thank you for putting this together. I think every one of my car friends has argued with me about this because they are convinced there is one way and one way only to import - it has to be 25 years or older. Drives me bonkers every time I have to have this conversation. Now I can just reference this. 

Assuming it’s a sharpener 

Does this dish have roots in Portuguese cuisine? Like is there a Portuguese influence in b-more I wasn’t aware of or is it just them being a fish town?

I was once told (but never bothered to verify) that US/euro cars are passenger side and Asian models are on the right.

Well, they’re American so melted cheese is required on all foods. 

Remove the hood ornament and I would buy that KIA

I mean this is a nice gesture and all but isn’t there still a tone deaf dick head sporting a blue lives matter car?

I was wondering who the fuck wants to buy what is likely a 45k+ Edge with a lift kit and realised most of America (my friends) will happily shell out half of their 401k for one.

“Aren’t leaky in any way”. Sure. Right. Totally believable.

Jason, is it strange to think that all of your articles are likely being monitored by the Chinese Government?

I genuinely want to know what “slipped on an exposed section of path” means.

Fuck man, SPAM is good! I wouldn’t eat it all the time but it’s the balls on a breakfast sandwich. But I’m from Philadelphia and feel the same way about scrapple and pork roll.

Haha... made me do a double take. Would love to know what their connection is. Like are they just big H&O fans or does he know them. 

I don’t know anything about these shit heads. I guess they’re right wing Super christians?

Judging from the windows there’s a sweaty, sweaty man inside that thing

I’m from PA and have never even heard of MOD. 

Most of these picks are fucking ridiculous. Winner goes to silicon spatula because it’s the most versatile thing in the kitchen. The only things it can’t do are chop and measure and every cook from idiot to professional can and loves to use it.