If it wasn’t for the dogshit ugly paint job I don’t think anyone would ever notice this thing. The title should have been “human asshole builds mechanical asshole, uses asshole reasons to justify time and money spent”. 

More guns for everyone would definitely solve the problem of irresponsible gun ownership 

In case the British invade. It’s in the constitution. 

Right right right. Someone acting irresponsibly with guns and alcohol is as American as it gets and should be celebrated. 

“Professional Call of Duty Streamer”

This is a perfectly acceptable amount of cream cheese. 

The bmw just looks like a mustang. 

Right but Phelps wasn’t born a dolphin that identifies as a man. 

I miss watching tv naked and smoking pot in the living room. Also cleaning less. And silence. Or just being able to eat random shit out of the fridge for dinner instead of cooking.

Are we sure 1100 stores haven’t closed over the past two years simply because subway sandwiches are complete dog shit?

incorrectly linking the virus to eating animals westerners deem impermissible.

Now we can litter all that land and water we saved with discarded plastic egg bottles. 

This is great and all but if you live somewhere like Hoboken or jersey city some piece of shit is definitely going to steal it. 

This is great and all but if you live somewhere like Hoboken or jersey city some piece of shit is definitely going…

The shoes are only worth it if they have bible verses on the bottoms. 

Oh, you mean you didn’t want a $50,000 explorer or a $60,000 Jeep? 

A million stars

Jesus Christ why does everyone want a mask now? Corona? The regular old flu virus killed like 62,000 people during the 18-19 flu season. Get a flu shot and don’t travel to fucking China. 

It was actually just a cover of a daillards dress and produced without consent of the original creator. 

Cannot Star this enough

I was pleasantly surprised by this article. The last 40 or so “add depth blah blah” posts by the takeout always seem to end with fish sauce.