Mom and I always gag at the “MY WONDERFUL, HANDSOME, PERFECT HUSBAND” and “MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE I’M BLESSED TO BE MARRIED TO” stuff, and were absolutely delighted to hear this. We just figured it was someone else who always gagged at all the endless praise people have for their spouses.  The only thing that could be…

Also why I’m never going on Wheel of Fortune.

The headline could be better. My first thought after reading it was that this transgender person was made fun of in Chappelle’s special and later killed themselves- not that her and Chappelle were friends...

kamikaze mission straight into the side of schmuck mountain

CATASS AND I DEMAND THE CHIEF QUEEF BRIEF!

Not a father but a mother and I'd lunge across the table and strangle him with a piano wire. 

Medical doctor, here. I’m a cancer specialist. Vaping is not harmless. It is significantly less bad than combustable cigarettes, but is most definitely not “fine.” And Juul fucking SUCKS for getting my kids’ generation hooked on nicotine.

I remember being a teen and being stupid and impressionable. Part of me is just like, teens are always going to do dumb things.

Excellent point! Esther is clearly trying to justify a poor habit and using her platform to do so. No telling how many impressionable people will read this and get the wrong message. 

Seriously, you need help. You are making yourself look incredibly foolish.

Esther, man,

This is the hill that you take your stand?

I HAVE MANY IDEAS. Demote Katie Maloney, stop pretending the original cast work at SUR, and have two timelines. One is the young up-and-comers working at SUR and being sloppy. The other is old cast members buying ugly million dollar farmhouses, facing the havoc they’ve wreaked on their bodies while attempting to get…

The irony of Jax calling someone else thirsty is not lost on me.

I’m with you on the adopt a puppy front, but I just have to say that borador is one of the most bad-ass dog names I’ve ever heard. It sounds like a dog that would run through a brick wall to save a baby. Or just because.

I’m seriously confused by what I’m reading on this site. I’ve never had weight issues, I am tall and thin, and I’ve also never heard the end of it from anyone around me. Women and men have been commenting on my body since I was ten. It’s partly why I’ve never been fat- because I’ve never been allowed to be fat. This…

Is there a recruiting agency geared toward women out there? I’d be more inclined to use that instead of paying $2K for a LinkedIn type app. 

I didn’t know anything about this before this Jez article (because I’m 44) but I read Natalie’s essay and just... holy shit, kids. Why are you like this?

From the comment section on the source article: “I don’t even know who either of these people are, but I must say, as a straight black man who loves white girls messiness...this is top shelf."

First time saying this: thank god I’m too old to give a shit.