Yeah, I’m also 50, and that is a take made of bullshit.

You motherfucker.

A racist, sexist, ignoramus with early-onset dementia gets elected President of the United States.

Did you mean Negative 6?

A 6?

Well if this is all true, and even if it isn’t, I expect an article detailing some aspect of this issue for the next 500 days. Also, I would expect that Fox is going to have this on every fucking show, every fucking day, from now until eternity, since email security is an issue so near and dear to them. Also, when…

Lololololol, I’m not sure which part of this made me laugh more, the lack of knowledge about basic facts or the embarrassing spelling.

He’s a CHIROPRACTOR. He’s a quack. That is by definition not a great career.

Wendy Williams is herpes made sentient. A cockroach with extensions and a boob job. The reason the Devil is REAL.

I’m Rob Lee and I haven’t left the church. Y’all haven’t gotten rid of me yet.

This right here. Litereally every 1st world nation can and does pay a min wage that is twice to 3 times more than the U.S. and they do NOT go out of business.

The reward for information about 4 escaped convicts is $500? I don’t think you could get a kindergartner to turn in a fellow child for that measly amount.

I am so tired of Tomi Lahren: this Anne Coulter 2.0 shtick is killing me inside. And what’s worse, she’s had all this exposure and people praising her opinion at a young age: as far as she’s concerned, she’s The Child What Come To Lead Us, with her unique insights that no one else could possibly have.

ALL OF THIS! And it’s especially offensive to me as a WOC. Because guess what, you Ivanka clones, my WOC ass and my POC friends and LGBTQ friends and non-rich friends (because like a normal person, 99.99% of my friends aren’t damn rich) don’t have the fucking luxury of “positivity.” Because the political situation is…

I was on a long weekend in La Jolla and met a dude and we hit it off. We went walking along the beach at night and I took him back to my AirBnB and on the way he said he was a Trump supporter.

Welp, I’ve never felt more alone or single in my life. Thanks Ted!

The irony of your Kinja name, it’s great.

Questions to actually ask:

PREDICTION: Sorority Girl will get a book deal, and the book will be called LEAN THE FUCK IN BEFORE I CUNT PUNT YOU.