“We’ve got a long history of diversity and welcoming people to our community.”

We’ve got a long history of diversity and welcoming people to our community.”

A traitor to the country is a Great American according to Mississippi.

In the South a traitor is considered a Great American.

I have no idea what criteria anyone would use beyond “white guys with guitars in their band” to put Nickelback, Creed and the Goo Goo Dolls on the same list.

“There’s no mechanism by which the election is undone unfortunately.”

(takes out card) “Thank you, Late Night host Seth Meyers, for showing that you can be funny and still have a spine..”

Dogs scaring themselves with their farts > every joke a human has ever made.

There’s no way he’s stepping down; he and his spawn are milking too much money out of this.

#GoldenShowers ... just wasted an hour there.

Assuming Pence (potato faced hatemonger) has nothing to do with any of it, he steps in. Trump (legal embodiment of opposite day) is still technically president unless he’s impeached. In which case speaker Ryan (pencil legged chicken) becomes VP etc. etc.

Say what you will about our destructively insatiable species- we are good at jokes.

He’s probably reading The Handmaiden’s Tale and taking notes in the margins, whenever he sees something he can’t wait to institute once old Trumplethinskin is gone.

I hope her hair molds itself into an exact copy of Donald’s and his hair unfurls into an exact copy of her platinum head-straw weeds and both of their arms fall off and they are both stuck like that forever.

Willful ignorance is always worse because it’s a bad moral choice.

First he’s too smart for the briefings, then he can’t retain the info from said briefings. Which is it you orange asshole?