WYTS e-mail submission of 2019 right there.  

Utah is a great pick.  

That really is a great sleeper pick - I mean, the Ring Brothers are there and that alone is reason for a mic drop.

Any state where you can drive/test/tune your car all year round gets my vote - drier air and sunnier weather the better. Here in Western NY, I can carry out a project in the winter, but can’t really go for a drive/tune until, freaking April, which sucks.

NSXKLR

Neutral:

Mr Ward.....Paging Mr. Jonathan Ward.....

Imaging Larry Fitzgerald with a competent long-term quarterback is the same thought experiment I have when I wonder what Barry Sanders could have done behind Emmitt Smith’s offensive line.

The driver and passenger configuration gives me business class seat divider vibe...I like it.

While not a separate state, my beloved home region of Upstate NY is breathtakingly beautiful (Adirondacks, Watkins Glen, Letchworth Park) but good gracious is it a mecca of MAGA enthusiasts.

As a 36 year old married man with no kids that loves home cooked food and backyard entertaining, this is an idyllic utopia.

The Nike Air Monarch IV is a 1st ballot HOF Dad shoe inductee.

Generic high school name that could exist anywhere:  “Cypress Creek.”  If it’s good enough for Hank Scorpio’s Utopia, it’s good enough for a nondescript suburban high school.

Fast, reliable, increasingly rare.  Well within your budget and will have money left over for track days.  

Your baby is lucky to have sensible parents - kudos.

My car is two years away from drawing their full social security benefits without penalty.

“They see me rollin’ *away* they hatin’

Driving back from Western NY last evening and sat behind a lifted Cummins -powered Dodge.  Sticker on the back window said “Lift It.  Fat Chicks Can’t Jump.”  I am not sure that demographic is swayed by eeking out extra MPGs.

Grilling chicken- Chiavetta’s chicken marinade is phenomenal. Vinegar-based so it breaks down the meat effectively when left to marinate overnight. Highly recommend.

Great article.  I find it interesting that for all the hate Simmons generates on Deadspin, The Ringer is cited quite frequently throughout this piece.