I was in the same boat but found a really good race in the public lobby one night and requested to join the club of the guys running it. Most of them are much better than me, but there is usually a group online to have clean fun races with now. My GT is sectachrome86, add me if you want and Ill invite you if I see you…

Part of the game is trying to get your braking points right. Having the line on is an unfair advantage when racing with other people in a simulation environment. You might as well have all the other assists on too, because how could you be bothered to remember how much throttle you can give coming out of a corner, or…

So...like FM4, minus all the realism that makes it good. I will probably pass on this.

Upon hearing the disastrous news of his mother's cremation, Augustus Gloop spiraled ever deeper into the black hole that was his eating disorder.

You forgot to mention the indoor pool.

Agreed.

Impressive driving? Scoff.

Ah, the Willy Wonka of vaporized sensations, if you will. I'll take 2 of your finest WA|HH Quantum Sensations sprays sir, both in Shnozzberry Liqueur (one's for a gift).

I thought this was going to be about how to make the headphones sound good. Some guy drew the logo on some Bose headphones so people would think hes cool? BFD.

You sure? Looks like a Willy Wonka tampon.

If that stuff is painted on, CP. There are still a lot of Miata's out there to choose from. If its vinyl and you can just peel it off, NP provided its in good condition mechanically. The hard top alone is worth 1k.

I dont care what you say, that movie brought me my first glimpse of glorious breasts, first on the big screen, and then later pausing and rewinding my sisters double VHS copy.

*She

So basically this and the WRX are at the same price now? Hm.

So Google should be supporting phones that are 2+ years old with the newest cutting edge software? GTFO. If you want the new shit, you need to buy a new phone once in a while. Im not blaming people who dont care or dont want to buy a new phone, but trying to blame Google for "abandoning them" is retarded. Oh, you just…

The intern probably hasnt calibrated their monitor very well...

Yes. This is decidedly more better.

-1 for drifting

*siren* *intercom* "ALL HANDS ON DECK! SHES SPRUNG A LEAK AND SINKING FAST! WELL NEED TO UNLOAD THE CARGO TO KEEP HER AFLOAT! THESE PRANCING HORSES ARE GONNA BE SEA HORSES IN ABOUT 3 FUCKIN' MINUTES!..........heh...just kidding. Looks like some of you will need to swab your poop decks though. Maritime humor! Lighten…

Honestly, whenever I see a modded STi or WRX I think its probably driven by some bro who would do things like this. #stereotypes