@worthless_cos: Drawn by Stay High 149's gay cousin. #obscuregraffitireference

@Spiegel, Meep!!!: lol

@sita420: In this millenium? GT(F)O.

All that bullshit and they couldnt get a yellow car?

lol @ the WoW subscriptions

@Adam Spano: Whats the difference?

lol @ people trying to use the heart transplant analogy. Its not the same. It would be the same if I had a heart transplant and then bragged about having the strongest heart in the world.

Which end is the front again?

"Its kind of like NASCAR..."

or rather, any 3 spoke wheel

@Nytmare: Our style is me-first, so we dont give a shit if you dont like it :P

Its not that BMW is no longer great, its just that old cars are better.

Thats what he gets for choosing that queer blue color.

@PotbellyJoe - wants to build a little turtle fence around his soul: lol. This. We are not bad drivers, its the people from other states who are intimidated by our prowess behind the wheel.

Remember when you really wanted a Tesla? Me neither.

Where can I get that Steve McQueen print??

lol @ getting a key made of gold. I bet he wipes his ass with unicorn hide and bathes in the tears of virgins.

Hummer.

Hahaha, the ending was pure douchebaggery. As a former lot attendant, I hooned many things, but I would never have had the balls to touch a GT500 (I worked at a Ford dealer), or a ZR1 in this dip shits case. I guarantee you some of the salesmen and managers did/do though.

Keep your M3's. I WANT THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS