This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

And that lawsuit will cost the taxpayers money, not the police. I’m not saying she shouldn’t sue, I’m saying the proceeds from the suit should come from the police retirement funds. When the “few” bad cops start costing the “good” cops money, then maybe the good cops will do something about their “brothers” behavior.

MY BLOOD PRESSURE. MY BLOOD PRESSURE. MY EYES JUST POPPED OUT OF MY HEAD.

Sadly, that segment don’t consider a lot of people to be people.

I love how most of these people default to “pussification” or “sissify.”

Holy hell, I’m glad I’ve perfected the silent guffaw, that one would’ve been heard a floor up.

God, pencil skirts with their vent sewn shut make me want to wander around with manicure scissors.

What next?! That I’m supposed to cut my pockets open when a piece of thread is holding them closed?

And all this time I thought a condom wrapper was where you stored it for re-use after rinsing it out.

You know the world is f’ed when J.K. Rowling *still* writes under a dude’s name.

“Why is it okay for black people to have afros but not white people? Why is there BET but WET would be considered racist? Why is there black history month but no white history month? Why can they say the N-word but we can’t?”

It continues to amaze me that some customers think that people who professionally make coffee drinks don’t know how to make coffee drinks. Like a barista doesn’t know how to make a cappuccino?

A few weeks ago, I was in a class for work, and we had a catered in lunch. The girl sitting next to me said, “Oh, I hope they have something gluten free.” I responded with “Oh, you have Celiac disease?” To which she replied, “No, I’m just kindof intolerant. Like if I eat gluten, I get bad heartburn.”

This is my neighborhood. I will be launching a very informal but Judy Blume themed investigation.

This is insane.

“Do you make your sandwiches with bread?”

No, they’re really not too young. I have a kid that age and I would easily trust him to be fine 30-90 feet away from me, in eyesight.

brb calling the cops

A security guard would have approached the kids and asked where their parent was, the 6 year old would have pointed out her mom, mom would have waved or excused herself from the interview and headed over to the kids, security guard would talk to mom about it and no one would have been arrested.

This can’t be said enough. When white moms do this shit*, it’s called “free-range parenting” and they get book deals out of it.