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Wait.

Oh, SNAP! I hope the kid becomes that classic tale of odd child becomes rich famous adult. And invites none of those classmates to anything

Our children were created for friendship with Christ. Before anything else, this is their chief purpose in life: to be Christ’s friend.

Why would you let your child be this cruel and turn down this poor child’s party? WHY ARE PEOPLE BAGS OF DICKS!?

The hate some people ave for feral cats is incredible. I mean yes, they are a nuisance, but the only reason there are so many of them is our inability to spay/neuter our pets, so its our own damn fault.

Required.

Clothing with names is the #1 thing that prevents us for returning it or consigning it

Brandyn, Maddyson, AbbyGail, AnnaBella, Issybella. Something with a silent q.

That was my favorite part too!

“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”

Me during the popcorn story

My sister is currently traveling in Europe. Her travel buddies pranked her by telling her that the lights for the hostel (the shared community shower) were clap-on.

If they don't require other outpatient surgery centers to have the same admitting privileges, then this has nothing to do with the health of the woman and everything to do with limiting abortion access, period. I had my wisdom teeth pulled in 2012 by a maxillofacial surgeon who didn't have admitting privileges, and

Hey, can't prosecute them for their sincerely held religious beliefs, guys.

The tidy ending was one of many really "never in real life would this happen" moments. I thought Officer Newton's Big Speech was meant to absolutely show him as evil. Did others see that part differently? I was very moved by the episode. The tears came for me early. I agree that it was far from perfect, as Scanndal

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

And yet you know when Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, and Bill Cosby die, those fuckers will not only be included in the In Memoriam segment but will have goddamn laser shows accompanied by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir...

Garcia Marquez is one of my favorite authors, but he was in there because... Movies based on his books? Weird