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Me during the popcorn story

My sister is currently traveling in Europe. Her travel buddies pranked her by telling her that the lights for the hostel (the shared community shower) were clap-on.

If they don't require other outpatient surgery centers to have the same admitting privileges, then this has nothing to do with the health of the woman and everything to do with limiting abortion access, period. I had my wisdom teeth pulled in 2012 by a maxillofacial surgeon who didn't have admitting privileges, and

Hey, can't prosecute them for their sincerely held religious beliefs, guys.

The tidy ending was one of many really "never in real life would this happen" moments. I thought Officer Newton's Big Speech was meant to absolutely show him as evil. Did others see that part differently? I was very moved by the episode. The tears came for me early. I agree that it was far from perfect, as Scanndal

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

And yet you know when Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, and Bill Cosby die, those fuckers will not only be included in the In Memoriam segment but will have goddamn laser shows accompanied by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir...

Garcia Marquez is one of my favorite authors, but he was in there because... Movies based on his books? Weird

Sometimes Twitter IS perfection.

there are no queer women or woc

This story is horrifying, but I don't see how we can find fault with the author for telling it. Well, some people can, but those people are terrible and the kind who say DV victims are stupid because "they don't just leave."

The "Uninvited" reference was brilliant. Effervescent, in fact, since my nose is now filled with seltzer. Bravo.

I'm going to stop defending my choices to assholes and just start using the simple but brilliant sign off "because fuck you that's why."

Now that I think about it, the more I look at domestic violence in the media, I start to wonder why is it that if a Person of Color commits an act of domestic violence, all of a sudden, the media rags on them at every single opportunity. I also notice that they are the ones who get punished first.

Wondering the same thing. I heard it was better to take the lump sum so you can start investing and make more gains. But in light of the lottery curse...wouldn't you rather have the money coming on a regular schedule?

When I don't wear mascara people ask me if I'm dying of stage 4 cancer, so Uma, I feel yew heavy.

If they choose to deliver at home, state law forbids them from being assisted by a midwife or other skilled provider.